Congratulations You Broke the Internet
Posted by 0rion on August 29th, 2007 - 10:30 am
An Open Letter to Our Former Hosting Provider:
Dear Our Former Hosting Provider,
Why must you eat babies for sustenance, even though they provide little if any nutritional value? Why must you outsource all your technical support (and I use that term very loosely) to India, where they are all named James and yet cannot speak a single sentence of intelligible English?
Why, even though you promised 9,999.99% uptime, must your servers crash and burn harder than Michael Vick’s NFL career? Why do you force memes? And why is yo momma so fat?
Sincerely,
Epic Win
*sigh* My apologies to everybody who experienced problems trying to browse our site in the last few days. Our old host’s uptime proved worse than Itou Makoto’s long term relationship prospects, and I wasn’t about to pull a Katsura and stick around for more abuse. The DNS records should all be pointing over to our new server, and everything seems to be in working order.
If you have any problems surfing the site or trying to post comments, please let me know.
~0rion
Wow, you even brought out the furious penguin. Well played, man.
There doesn’t seem to be any problem with the blog from where I’m sitting so congrats on getting things up and running again guys. Downtime sucks so I’m glad it’s sorted.
That angry penguin sure is great too!
I’m going to have to agree with the penguin and say downtime is bad news. Get em epic win penguin!!!
I noticed the problem, as none of the comment sections were available when I tried to comment. Fortunately, thanks to the power of the penguin, everything seems to be in order now.
Thanks for the feedback guys. I’m glad you understand the power of the penguin.
He’s like the tonberries from Final Fantasy…he may not look like much, but he’ll beat you down if you underestimate him.