Seriously. With all the ridiculous metaphorical battle cutscenes they’ve been throwing at us, someone needs to make this happen soon.

We might as well all get it over with and make an action RPG out of this thing. Or maybe an over the top fantasy battle anime spin-off series. Think Sengoku Basara but minus all the bromance, with crazy loli yuri action instead, a la Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha. Yeah, BRB – gonna go pitch the idea to the Gonzo execs and see if we can get the ball rollin’ on this thing.

I mean, they’ve already teased us with this:

This:

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Mmm, my favorite.

Yes, it’s true. Not only has Epic Win had some painful issues with our server host the last few weeks, we also got h4xx0red. And to top it all off Guff has abandoned me again and flown back to Japan.

Not to fear, though. I was able to identify the source of the problem and everything’s been cleaned out thoroughly. I Satchii blasted them all. Read the rest of this entry »